ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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