How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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