You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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