Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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