It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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