everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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