So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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