He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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