its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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