who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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