Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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