Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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