Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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