all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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