somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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