I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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