I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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