dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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