Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize