She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Randomize
