Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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