He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You've changed since you got that strap on
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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