Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I need to align my fucking chakras
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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