How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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