But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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