i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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