next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Can I color on your dick again?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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