Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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