I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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