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He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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