I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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