Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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