I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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