so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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