she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
home. puking in laundry basket.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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