end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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