can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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