I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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