At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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