he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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