Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
