We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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