I seem to have left my pride at pride
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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