Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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