It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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