they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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