How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Barsexuality is the new black.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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