He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I bet he comes in French.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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