My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I think i got beer on your cat.
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