I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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