if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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