Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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